Assignment 13: Penelope Pierson- Pants pockets

Girls don't have pants pockets. This has always been a problem. I complain, my friends complain, it's constant. Boys, on the other hand has pockets for days! I once saw an entire water bottle being fit in a single pant pocket. Women pockets though, cant even fit an iPad. This is bias. They know we carry purses so they give us smaller pockets. But I don't want to carry a purse. I want pockets. But I know that won't happen, so I have a solution. Get rid of women. It's simple. If women can't have pockets, than there should be no women. If there were no pants, there would be no debate over why women are being excluded from this revolutionary carrying system. So it's simple, no women, no problem. You may be thinking, Penelope, how will the human population survive? It's simple, it's not my problem. But, I can solve a problem you didn't think it would: the money in your pocket. Without women, the expenses that little girls bring and wives bring would be gone. No longer will you have to but the "pretty doll" on the shelf or the expensive pair of shoes that your wife wants. And also, homosexuality would be normalized, you no longer would have protests against same sex marriage because that would be the only type of marriage!

So, to solve your pocket problem, I have given a solution. I personally have plenty of pocket space, but I think this is the only solution to solve the problem at hand.