Since I have
prepped for an event like this - I really do plan to have canned goods, flint
and steel, water treatment kits, medical emergency kits, axes, knives, and guns
ready to go in the event of a sun spot that takes out the electricity or a
nuclear threat - my zombie-apocalypse survival plan will run very smoothly. I gather
my supplies quickly, get my dog and family into the largest car we own, a Chevy
truck, and high-tail it out to Jessamine county to the cabin by the Kentucky
river that my family owns. The river provides a constant source of water and
fish, and we can treat the water for consumption with the kits I packed. Not
unlike the valley in Z is for Zachariah, the Kentucky river valley is highly
defensible since the palisades on either side are sheer cliff-faces, and there
is only one road coming down to our cabin. As an added bonus, the people who
live at the top of our road are trigger-happy and likely have an army’s worth
of weaponry, a perfect line of defense against walkers or hostile groups of
humans. Although highly unlikely, should any walkers make it down to our cabin,
we will dispatch them with arrows, blades, and axes as opposed to attention-drawing
gunshots. We will reserve the guns and ammo for defense against the violence
that will inevitably ensue after humans are left in anarchy. If an undefeatable
herd of walkers stampede the valley, my family and I would load warm clothes
and supplies into canoes, kayaks, and my paddleboard, and retreat to the
opposite side of the river where there is no road or even an even path down the
palisades for walkers to take. If I’m being honest, I’ve developed this plan over
MANY years because it’s just so darn entertaining, and I’m definitely going to
survive.
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