I will not die. It's simple. To survive, I have to care about myself and myself only. If someone knocked on my door during an apocalypse, I would not open it. Actually, I might set a bear trap and hopefully whoever is at my door will become dinner for the night. Once I have a good amount of food, its the Oregon Trail game for me. I have to make my plays strategically. I'll treck to the outside world only if I feel that its getting unlivable in my house. Once I run into a zombie, I'm running. But also, once I'm a zombie, I will have no worries because I can't die or feel pain. Actually, I might just purposely get bit after I'm super swole so I will be the most powerful zombie, and become a leader of hopefully the winning race.
Wow. I think I just came up with a plan.
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