Friday, November 15, 2019

Assignment 10- Juliann H- Please make it a challenge

Zombie survival? Easy. Hole up in a meijers and rock out with a juniform. 
Food: Meijers. Plenty of canned goods for when the power goes out and destroys all the frozen foods. Obviously eat the perishables first, though. 
Weapons: It's a meijers. There is a sporting goods section. I’m on the varsity archery team. It’ll be fine. 
Fortification: Lock the doors and push the shelves in front of them, or just something big. Mesh some shopping carts together. No problem. 
Armor: Right now, go find your favorite pair of jeans and try to bite through them. You have to remember that zombies have human teeth. While y’all are running away in light clothing, I’ll be in the 80's style full denim taking my sweet time. 
Entertainment: it's a meijers. There's a whole craft section with like Styrofoam heads. Get creative. Paint the floor. Raid the game section. Make a perler bead thing of Donald Trump’s face. 

When you ride the bus for a long time and can’t read or anything due to motion sickness, you think in depth about weird things.

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