The only way to get rid of cheaters in tennis is to cheat them even more. Fighting fire with fire always works, right?
The next time your opponent calls a shot out that is in, when the next point starts, just call every ball they hit out: especially the ones they hit in the middle of the court.
The only way to level the playing field with cheaters is to stoop to their level. When they mess up the score and give themselves an extra point, just give yourself an extra set. That’s the only way to solve the problem without exacerbating it.
Instead of saying the ball is “out,” just shout “Not even close!” That way, you can keep the match friendly while making clear calls.
Finally, when the match is over and you’re expected to shake hands, give them the strongest handshake possible to show your superiority. Then, compliment the worst aspect of their game to throw them off the scent: at first, it sounds polite, but the longer they think about it, the more sarcastic it will sound.
Using this combination of strategies, you are guaranteed to beat cheaters every time you play them.
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