To my left is a pillar. Not much to say there... moving on.
To my right sits the eccentric Penelope Pierson. One can't help but admire her self-assuredness in her opinions and personality. Such confidence is hard to come by in high school. Whether she's eating Jimmy Johns and kettle chips in the hours of the early morn, or asserting her unabashed love of Ellen, Penelope demonstrates that she isn't afraid to show her personality. Throughout my high school career, I had not been in any position to get to know Penelope, but her strength of character has made up for the lost time. Penelope's lax, yet inexplicably and simultaneously electric personality would best be expressed in a vibrant blue. I am sure that when she sees this post I will get an earful about how I got her color wrong, so sorry in advanced Penelope. I am pretty sure Penelope won't be in college in 4 years because she thinks that it is a scam. I can see Penelope going into marketing, as perhaps her vibrant personality would translate into a successful career of pushing products to consumers for consumption. I have been made aware that Penelope has quite the following on TikTok, so perhaps she will become an icon on a social media platform (I am hesitant to say TikTok will survive for 5 years, it probably will fall into internet obscurity in a few short months). Perhaps I will be wrong about my initial assumption about not attending college, and Penelope will pursue Asian studies, as I am of the understanding that she will do anything to get to Japan. The Red Kangaroo is identified as nocturnal, which Penelope would be if she didn't have to wake up and go to school. It is also very explosive, matching Penelope's personality.
It is done. Penelope, I know you have been anticipating this blog post for a while, so please just be happy that I got it done and please don't flame me for saying you are a Red Kangaroo.
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